What Do You Get When You Cross a Vampire and a Teacher? is a spooky school pun. Guess, then tap Show Answer.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
Answer: Blood Test
Need a hint?
Teachers give these; vampires love what’s in them.
Answer and explanation (spoiler!)
The answer is a blood test.
Teachers give tests, and vampires love blood. Put them together and you get a “blood test”, which is also something a doctor does!
The pun mixes two meanings of “test”.
Difficulty: Easy · Best for: ages 8 and up
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FAQ
Is this good for Halloween?
Yes! Try our Halloween riddles too.
Is it scary?
Not at all, it’s a gentle pun.