What Does A Newspaper Reporter Use To Dry Himself After His Shower?

What Does a Newspaper Reporter Use to Dry Himself After a Shower? is a newsroom pun. Guess, then tap Show Answer.

Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: paper towels

Need a hint?

Reporters work for papers.

Answer and explanation (spoiler!)

The answer is paper towels.

Newspaper reporters work for a “paper”, so of course they’d dry off with paper towels!

The joke links their job with a kitchen roll.

Difficulty: Easy · Best for: ages 7 and up

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