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What Cruel Person Would Sit On A Baby?

What Cruel Person Would Sit on a Baby? sounds shocking, but it’s actually a gentle joke. Guess, then tap Show Answer.

Riddle: What cruel person would sit on a baby?
Answer: Babysitter

Need a hint?

Parents hire one for a night out.

Answer and explanation (spoiler!)

The answer is a babysitter.

A babysitter looks after children while parents are out. The name sounds like someone who “sits on a baby”, but of course they don’t!

The riddle takes a word literally, which is what makes it funny.

Difficulty: Easy · Best for: ages 6 and up

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FAQ

Why is it called babysitting?

“Sitting” used to mean looking after someone, so a babysitter “sits with” a baby.

Is this good for kids?

Yes, kids find it hilarious.